What was you embarrassing sexual experience?

[ThatGuyNextDoor]

Let's face it, we've all had them. What's your most embarrassing sex related experience? :)

Oops this posted before I clicked the button. Should have read "your most embarrassing sexual experience". Can the moderator fix the headline?

[innaminka]

My then husband mistaking a tube of Colgate Toothpaste for the tube of KY. They were both in the same travel bag as we were travelling.

........... We laughed about it afterwards, but oooohhhh, it did sting my botty just a little bit!

[DaneJ]

I received anonymous anal in an ABS and when the dude was done having his way with me his cock had poop on it! :eek2:
I was feasting on my girlfriend's asshole, really working my tongue in and she was so relaxed she accidentally farted. :yikes2:

[darkeyes]

Bein' daft enough to climb up into me little cousins tree house when I wos 15...

Wy? Doesn't sound so bad and he was too young to push 'is luck... Well... cos I had to climb down that damn tree again... which I did till about 2 metres from the ground and then jumped... caught me bikini top on a broken branch and that bloody thing stayed wer it wos as I flew through air.. tidgies flashing for half a dozen 8yo snots to have a butchers, give a few wooos.. hav a gud laff. The humiliation wos complete wen I hit the ground, stumbled fell over, barged in2 me big cuz who wos old enuff to push 'is bloody luck and ended up wiv me face buried deep in 'is lumpy bits... his "Welllll wee cuz.. didni ken ye cared..." wos not appreciated so he got the pleasure of a humiliated and huffy Fran's overbite sinking into sed bits (over his shorts u will no doubt be glad to hear..).."The Tale of the Flying Tidgies" is still related even now at family gatherings and living it down is not something wee cuz intends to ever let me do.. his elder brother however, at each rendering of the tale goes a funny shade of green, his face contorts with the memory, and Fran hides her face in shame 2 stop peeps from cein' its ver bright shade of scarlet...

[ChristopherRobin]

Let's face it, we've all had them. What's your most embarrassing sex related experience? :)

Oops this posted before I clicked the button. Should have read "your most embarrassing sexual experience". Can the moderator fix the headline?


The wife and i were getting together with a new bi-guy. we had some drinks, chat, etc for probably a bit too long... after some heavy petting between him and her, we all decided me and him would go upstairs, get naked and get started.... him & i had a HOT 69 while she was freshening up, which only took 10 minutes or so. i finished him right as she walked in LOL. she was a bit miffed LOL

[Coastocoast]

Oh mine was memorable. I was 16 and my girlfriend and I ended up out for a drive and one of her very reserved female friends ended up with us. I don't know how it started but we were parked, I was in the drivers seat, she was shotgun and her lady friend was in the back seat of my parents compact car and things got out of control. The two of us started making out and one thing lead to another and pretty soon she was giving me a hand with a situation that arose. We were trying to allow the music to hide what was going on and I don't think her friend actually knew although she told us several times to get a room. We played it off like we were just making out heavily until she played it a little too far. My 16 year old gun fired and in the dark her friend could not figure until she reach for the light switch what had sprayed over into the back seat and hit her on the face in in her hair. She freaked out at us and would not get back into the car with us.

[rosemont36]

I met a young twink off of squirt.org...he was 19 and very hot. We were upstairs in his bed....he on all fours and me pounding him hard. The door opens and his mother comes in. She was doing the laundry all the while I was there. She didn't miss a beat and said, "Well at least one of us is getting fucked." Almost lost my erection....almost...when she left I picked up the pace and finished with a huge load. Ever being the opportunist I asked the twink if he thought I was his mother's type....he wasn't happy...lol