Where are all the tops

[Asspussy302]

What's a guy gotta do to find a top? I've been searching this site a long time with no luck. Anybody else having this problem?

[boytoy1223]

Yes!!! It's close to impossible to find any here.

[Christine76]

I might be topping a guy this weekend, never done this before, any suggestions?

[JackTexas94]

I'm a top!

[JaredT77]

I gave up searching.

[PeninAZ]

I've seen a few "versatile," close enough?

[Christopher South]

There's plenty of us top/versatile guys out there. Just have to keep looking.

[Melody Dean]

I think tops are less vocal about being tops for some reason. Are tops more likely to prefer women and just dabble in men every so often? (Do what you will with the pun.)

[naztypanty]

There are fewer tops on here because tops usually want pussy and are on straight porn sites. Guys lurking on bisexual sites like fucking girls but want to try being the girl on occasion, or permanently.

[gunslinger13]

I list myself as a top but like to bottom just as much. My belief is that all sex is good, just some better than others.

[fredtyg]

I've always been surprised that our local Craigslist m4m ads are almost always bottoms looking for a cock, although there was a bi guy's blog I used to follow who complained about being a top not being able to find bottoms. He was from the midwest.

Don't know why. You'd think there'd be all kinds of guys that would stick their dick wherever they could. I know back in my 20s it wouldn't have mattered much to me and I might well have advertised as a top back then.

Not so anymore, being a viagra guy, but you'd think all of those 20 and 30 year olds advertising as bottoms would certainly have a working weenie. My guess is it's relatively easy to find a place to put your dick in, so no need to advertise.

[Cutiliae]

The tops are out there you just have to keep looking. It may take a while to find the right one though.

[JackTexas94]

I love topping...especially face to face.

[Fzmr9t]

What's a guy gotta do to find a top? I've been searching this site a long time with no luck. Anybody else having this problem?

Top, bottom, left side right side.. I have a prob finding any and all.
1st of all being married and on the DL (so time constraints)
2nd not wanting to jump on or be jumped on my just anyone (so discretion/ compatibility constraints)
3rd, not wanting to be tied up, spanked (so restraint constraints)
so, I just lurk and surf...

[AGuyIKnow]

Though I'm at top only, Squirt seems to work the best for me. Put in your profile what you want and what you don't want. A decent picture is mandatory, I delete those without any pic's. I chat awhile (days) to do pre-weeding then switch to a private email to allow picture swapping (no face pic's though), eventually setup a checkout meeting. Go further if we both agree. Of course, you can still stop at anytime. So far, I've never had to refuse anyone I met in person.

Top's are in short supply around here too. I certainly don't have a problem finding a bottom and I do get asked a lot. I only meet with maybe 10% of those who a ask though.

[Melody Dean]

Top, bottom, left side right side.. I have a prob finding any and all.


Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A... Hm, is there a konami cheat code for sex?

[AGuyIKnow]

Hey, no cheating. Keep practicing, until you get it right.

[BootyBuffet]

Try Adam4Adam . . . we have always had great luck finding top guys to join us. It's always been fun!

[PeninAZ]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A... Hm, is there a konami cheat code for sex?

There is one supposed cheat code to sex:

Seinfeld - season 6, episode 21
[Jerry and George are outside, where Jerry has just bought a candy bar at the newsstand]

JERRY: ...so he stole my move and he's using it on Elaine.

GEORGE: You told David Putty your move and you didn't tell *me*? I *need* a move. You know I have no moves, Jerry. (points to the candy bar) Gimme a bite.

JERRY: Can I just get it opened first?

GEORGE: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. I'm out there rubbing two sticks together. You walk around with a zippo.

JERRY: All right, all right. Here. (hands George a piece of the candy bar).

GEORGE: (takes a bite) Oh, that's good. That's very good.

JERRY: You feel better?

GEORGE: Yeah, much better. All right, so what's the move, because I need *something*. This woman I'm dating, it's like she's doing her nails during love-making.

JERRY: Nancy Klopper?

GEORGE: Yeah. Never seen anyone so bored. I'm working like a dog here. Give me a moan. *Something*. I'd settle for a belch, for god's sake. All right, come on, let's have it.

JERRY: All right, George. I'm gonna tell you. But I just wanna make sure, before---

GEORGE: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in the vault. I'm putting it in the vault.

JERRY: It's not even a question of that. The point is when something like this is passed along, one must be certain that it's going to be used in a *conscientious* way. This is not some parlor trick to be used---

GEORGE: You're gonna tell me...or not.

JERRY: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard.

GEORGE: I got a headboard.

JERRY: Is it padded?

GEORGE: No.

JERRY: Good. How tall is she?

GEORGE: Five-foot four. Why?

JERRY: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck.

GEORGE: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this.

JERRY: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again.

___[B](WE DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS!)___
just walked in,still conversing on the same subject]

JERRY: Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.

GEORGE: Is it a clockwise swirl?

JERRY: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone. [/SIZE]