[SIZE=3][FONT=verdana]"It's... nice but the real thing is better, wouldn't you agree?" she asked after we both finished laughing.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]"I do agree," I said. "It works but kinda not really, right?"[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]"Something like that," she said. "It feels good inside me but the thing that is both good and bad is that it's never gonna get soft and you're never gonna feel it cumming, you know, like a real dick would. You can just keep going with it until you get tired or you've had enough."[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]"We gotta get you one that has something on the end that you can hold onto," I said. "You want as much of it in you as you can get in you... but there's nothing to hold onto if you get too much in there."[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]"Yeah, I thought about that, too," she said. "Are you gonna use it again?"[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]"I haven't decided," I said. "I did think that if I'd fuck myself again, it might be a good thing to get one of my own, you know, considering where I'm using it and if I broke one condom, I could break more of them."[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]"Didn't that feel like being stung by a rubber band?" she asked and I allowed that it did which got her giggling again.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]Later that night and while we were having sex, my asshole was still pretty sore and loose; she was able to put two fingers in my ass (while I was eating her being on top during our 69) and I didn't feel them going in or knew how many fingers she used until she told me. I slid into her and we both sighed; she said, "See, that feels so much better than the toy does..." and we both moaned, groaned, and sighed when I shot my load into her and making her say, "[/FONT][B]That's[/B][FONT=verdana] the part you really miss..."[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]That was the first and last time I put a toy in my ass - well, doing it to myself. I realized that while it was kinda fun and interesting, it just didn't "feel right" to me and, yeah, I missed the good part of begin fucked - feeling that nut being injected into me: The real thing was just a lot more pleasurable and "easier" since all I had to do was lie there and be fucked.[/FONT] [FONT=verdana]My wife got... better toys including a vibrator that she had no qualms about stuffing in my butt and putting on its highest speed. She even wound up getting a strap-on model and, yeah, she fucked me with it a few times - and it was more... manageable than the gigantic toy - with a place to grip it firmly - in and on her pussy. That was fun... but only set it in my mind that the real thing in my ass was much, much better.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]I'm lying on the bed, gasping and shivering after my very strong release; I've got cooling sperm on my cheek from that first shot and despite having done my best to get it out of my eye from the second shot, I was still dealing with a bit of irritation from that; with pretty much one eye to look with, I peek down and, yep; there's like only an inch (if that much) of the dildo sticking out of my ass but I don't see any of the condom so, uh, maybe I should get it out of me and how much of a problem is it gonna be getting the busted rubber out of me? It got better; I started easing it out of me and, um, it was like my ass didn't want to let go of it! If I thought it felt "kinda bad" going in, it was officially feeling some kind of way getting it out of me! But I'm easing it out and I know it was my imagination but the damned thing felt way bigger coming out than it did going in! I saw some of the busted condom coming out and I got a hold of it and managed to not only get the toy out of my ass but all of the broken condom and I felt a lot of relief about retrieving all of it and more than I felt after the toy finally popped out of my hole. I kept lying there for a moment to get my act together but I finally got to moving until I was finally on my feet and on very shaky legs, made my way to the bathroom to clean myself and the dildo up. I expected to be sore and at least I got that part right and I wasn't really that surprised to discover, as I was showering and washing my ass, that the toy had gaped me open pretty wide and I caught myself laughing to think that, yeah - cleaning my hole was gonna be a lot easier than usual. Once I got myself cleaned up and the toy was cleaned, sanitized, dried off and put back in its hiding place, I sat and thought about my first experience with a dildo and I was still thinking about it when my wife got home from work. After kissing her and all that, she took one look at me and said, "You tried it out, didn't you?" - then she started laughing and I couldn't get mad at her. "Yeah, I did," I said - no sense in lying about it. "How was it?" she asked - while laughing. "It was... interesting," I said and started telling her about the whole thing from beginning to end; she laughed herself silly when I got to the part where the condom broke and I had to laugh as well... but I was kinda not liking that she found my predicament funny. She really lost it when I told her that I got some cum in my eye and as she laughed hysterically, she managed to say, "Next time, don't look at what you're doing!" Yeah... real funny. Ha, ha. [/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]It was... weird; I was just so used to having someone else put it in and fuck me and there was nothing for me to do, if you know what I mean so getting... coordinated took a moment or two until I got in the groove. It felt amazing but really weird because while it was shaped and modeled after a real dick, I could now understand why so many women said that having this kind of toy was nice... but it was no replacement for the real thing. I had positioned myself so I could watch myself... fucking myself and it was surreal to see this big, fat, coal black, rubbery thing sliding in and out of my ass. It was still kinda hard to concentrate on fucking myself while jerking myself off but I was managing it - but I was having a bit of... mental difficulty because I could feel myself getting to the part of things where I was more than ready to feel cum being shot into me but, oh, yeah, that's right: That ain't gonna happen. But it was feeling good; I could feel it against my prostate and I'd given up on my original thought to take it easy on myself and was slamming in into my ass as hard and fast as I could manage - not easy now that some of the lube had gotten on my fingers and I couldn't grip it all that well. Then the condom broke and I felt it the moment it did but stopping was out of the question because I had to cum so bad it wasn't funny; I'd worry about getting the pieces out later and if I had to. I came... and did so in spectacular fashion; the first shot hit me dead in the face and the second one got me in the eye since, um, I was watching the action I was performing on myself. Every time my dick pulsed, I could seriously feel my hole clamping down on the unresisting toy - the real thing has some... give in it but, damn, damn, damn! This was pretty intense just the same.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]Her new toy got a lot of usage, whether she had her alone time with it or she'd let me do her with it - while eating her - and so much that I joked with her that it might have to be replaced with a more durable one because she was pretty much wearing it out. Now, I gotta say that eating her while her toy was at work didn't taste all that good to me but I "took one for the team" because her pleasure was more important than my taste buds being pissed off. I was putting her underwear and stuff up after doing the laundry one day and her toy was sitting right there and, whew - that poor thing was in some pretty bad shape; the "veins" didn't stand out as much as they did when it was brand new and was it my imagination or was the knob quite a bit smaller now? I laughed to myself... then the thought popped into my head that, hmm, checking it out myself sounds like a good idea. After doing a bit of cleaning back there, I scrounged around for a condom, got all nice and lubed up and pressed the knob against my hole... and pushed. In retrospect, I can't really say what I was thinking other than I knew I'd had real dicks just as big and fat as her toy was but as the knob started to go in, holy shit! It was like I could [I]hear[/I] it stretching my hole open! I pulled it back, added a whole lot of lube to it - it was a lubricated condom but that shit wasn't helping any. I started again and this time the knob went in easier and the rest of it was going in until I got as much of it in me that I could and still be able to hold onto it. It made me write a mental note to get her one that had a "handle" on it... and I started to fuck myself with it.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]Once we got back home, she was trying not to act like a kid with a new toy and I couldn't keep my laughter in as she was talking about why getting it out of its packaging and, at the least, giving it a good washing and drying made sense. "Honey, if you wanna check it out now, just go ahead and do what you gotta do," I said - in between giggles. "Oh, okay," she said, giving me a look that said she didn't appreciate me finding her eagerness funny. "Do you wanna watch?" "Do you want me to? If you need some alone time with it, I'm good with that," I said honestly. She thought about it for a moment and decided that it would be nice if I'd eat her first then she could put her new toy to the test and I found that it's kinda hard to eat pussy and trying not to laugh at the same time since the whole time I was eating her, she had her new toy in her hand and so tightly that if it was a real dick, the guy attached to it would be begging her to ease up on the grip. After about four very wet orgasms, it was showtime and I could see her nervousness; one of the things she pointed out was that her new toy was much longer and fatter than I was and, as she said, "It might not fit!" I sat beside her and just watched the look on her face as she rubbed the huge knob against her pussy, getting it good and wet - then pushed the knob in; her eyes got really big and even bigger as she pushed the dildo into herself, sometimes gasping as inch after inch went in until the only part left out of her was just enough for her to get a grip on... which was almost all of it. Then she got to work and I just sat beside her and held her as she fucked herself, slowly at first, but then with more purpose. Given that she was a squirter, it didn't surprise me when, after getting it deep inside, she came so hard the damned thing shot out of her with a rather loud pop - and then so hard and fast she lost her grip on it and it wound up down around her ankles. As she gasped through that strong orgasm, I kinda smiled and reached down to retrieve it and handed it back to her - but she pushed it and my hand away and said, "Gimme the real thing!" It was my pleasure to do so, of course...[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]My first wife and I were sitting around and just talking when she asked, "Would you be upset if I got a dildo?" I said that I wouldn't be but, of course, I asked her why she wanted one and she said, "Oh, you know, for those times when a girl has to do what a girl has to do." I just nodded and said, "Well, let's go see what the adult place has to offer!" The kids were with their grandmother so off we went to one of the few remaining adult book stores that had toys. We must have spent an hour looking at all they had to offer and I was getting a private kick out of how nervous she was knowing that she's looking at the many dildoes on display and there are a lot of other people roaming around looking for stuff. She'd look at one and ask me what I thought about it... and I managed to keep myself from laughing but I'd say that she should pick whichever one she thought would best serve her purposes because, after all, she was gonna be the one using it. She finally settled on what I'd call a rather "vanilla" dildo; nine inches, maybe five inches in diameter with a huge knob and a lot of large "veins" all along the shaft but not with a handle at the bottom; they had several with a handle but they were out of our price range and, of course, it was made out of some kind of rubber or latex. I almost peed on myself as she took it to the counter to pay for it and the guy at the register was nodding his approval of her choice and she was so embarrassed that he said to her not to be and most of his dildo customers were women. It probably didn't make her feel any better and she was in quite a hurry to get back in the car.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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[FONT=verdana][SIZE=3]Being easy and making it easy to have sex with me has served me well with both men and women; it's the reason why I've had so much sex throughout my life and more so because I really don't care about the stuff that other people are so concerned about. Nothing matters other than your desire to have sex and I did, most certainly, learned that when you make it harder, you're not gonna get any from anyone. I value desire over skill; you ain't gotta be a porn star - you just gotta want to do it and to the best of your ability because it's all I can do. I don't want or need to be impressed so don't trouble yourself trying to impress me... because I'm not going to try to impress you - it's unnecessary. Just do the best you can do - I can't ask for anything more than that and, again, I can only do the best I can do. Be of legal age to have sex; be clean and healthy; don't give me a reason to think you're gonna be my idea of an asshole. If you can't get me into your bed, chances are it's something you said or did and it's not because I don't want to be there. Nothing else matters because I don't think it should; anything else that matters only serves to make sure I'm not getting the sex I want. Easy, right? Not all that much of a secret. And the most important part of this is I am always prepared to deal with the consequences of my actions. Not much scares me and I don't scare easily to begin with. If there's something that two guys can do that I haven't done, it's probably because I didn't want to do it. And I live by a code that was put in place a very long time ago: I won't tell if you won't.[/SIZE][/FONT]
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