Ever Been Caught With Dirty Magazines?

Similar to the other ongoing thread on getting caught but I didn't want to clutter it up with slightly different subject:

I'm sure many of us enjoyed sneaking a peak at "dirty" magazines as kids. I know I did, and I got caught once.

Back in 6th or 7th grade a friend and I were fooling around in the bedroom my brother and I shared. He wasn't around so we started going through his drawers. Lo and behold, my squeeky clean brother had some "dirty" magazines hidden at the bottom of one of the drawers.

They weren't really dirty in today's sense as they were just photos of people at a nudist colony. Two or three magazines of adult men and women walking around naked. Not a boner to be seen in any of the pictures, but that was still dirty back in the 60s...I guess.

So we took basically stole the magazines and I hid them in one of my drawers. After all, what's my brother gonna say?

Turns out our cleaning lady found them in my drawer somehow and took them to my mother. She was a single mom so she had my friend Mark's father give us a talking to. We were scared when we went to see him wondering what he'd do to us.

So Mr. Sanchez is real nice and, to paraphrase what he said, goes "It's ok if you want to read things like Playboy, but this stuff here is pure filth!". We acted all ashamed, said we wouldn't do it again and that was that.

Years later I realized the irony of that. I used to read my cousin's Playboy magazines out in the open at an even earlier age when we were staying at my uncle's house. Playboy- a sexually oriented magazine- and that was ok. But get a magazine with a bunch of naked people just walking and laying around- no sexual content at all- and that was filth. Funny how that works.

Back in 1978 picked a girl up in a bar. Went went to my place had great sex. The next day had to piss came back I forgot I had hardcore mags under the bed, she was looking at them. There was about 10 mostly str8 ones but had one gay and one les one. She said nice pics but u like this one? She was holding up the gay one a pic of a guy sucking. I lied said I wanted to see how big other cock's are. She said yea right.

Yes I have and not too long ago either.
Was really horny and the wife did not want to know a thing.

Later when I thought she was sleeping I ripped old faithful Hustler out and sat on the loo playing.
So deep into the Stuff I did not see the door open and in walked the misses.
O well I ended up getting a dirty look a few angry words. I explained and all ended with a hand job for Me

Yep several times

Oh Yeah.... wife found my scrap book with nudes..... only way I knew was that it disappeared. No comments, no screaming, no anything.

My Soon To Be Ex-Wife found 2 gay/bi-male fiction books in my bedside drawer shortly before we got married and really freaked out about it... even tho I had told her that I enjoyed this type of porn and had had some bi experiences in high school.

Probably should have taken that freak out as a sign to postpone the wedding, 'cuz 12 years later she'd use that as one of her justifications for the 2 year-long affair I discovered she'd been having.

Oh well...

As a kid, I used to read my dad's playboy, penthouse, hustler, and high society mags that he kept in a box in his bedroom closet. Never got caught looking at those!